Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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