found the other keg... it's in the tree
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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