I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
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