But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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