They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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