Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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