white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
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