The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Randomize
