I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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