I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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