he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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