Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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