i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
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