well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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