Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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