I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
