i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Randomize
