Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
He is an equal opportunity slut.
My mom asked what the mark on my neck was - I told her I burned it with a straightener.
She believed that the monsterous hickey on your neck was a burn?
well, not really. but then i reminded her that my sister has yet to take that pregnancy test and she conviniently forgot about my hickey
This is the prime rib incident all over again
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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