Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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