Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
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