brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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