id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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