she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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