Plan B is the new Plan A
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
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