I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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