why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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