Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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