So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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