you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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