More tranny stories later!
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
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