I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
you inspire me to be a worse person
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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