About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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