Whats the glycemic index on semen?
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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