Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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