I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
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