How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
It's not a walk of shame if you run
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
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