that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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