It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
All the doctor said was why
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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