Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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