a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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