even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
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