I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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