On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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