what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
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