Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
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