there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
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