woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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