I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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