Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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