I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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